you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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