Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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