he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
