Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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