yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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