Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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