I am full of burrito and curiosity
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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