She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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