Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He shit in the fireplace
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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