u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I would ride that face into the sunset
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize