We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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