I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Less talking, more tequila
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't turn off my feet"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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