They should really pass out barf bags in church
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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