clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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