Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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