SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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