Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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