Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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