If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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