Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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