I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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