Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Operation Purity has been aborted
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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