Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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