woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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