omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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