I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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