Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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