I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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