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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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