With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize