you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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