Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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