LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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