he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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