There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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