I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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