One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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