Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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