Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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