So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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