I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
