Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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