White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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