You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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