This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
are you so shy because you have an std?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
That accounts for only three of the penises
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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