i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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