So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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