brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
that is very illegal...i love you.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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