Pappa wants mamma naked
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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