problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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