this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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