woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Let's get the cat blown out
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize