just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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