they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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