Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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